What is up with the Trix Rabbit, I mean really. Is Trix cereal like Crack for Rabbits? The dude is like “I need da Trix, I love da Trix” I honestly do not know what is up with him. Because he do not try to buy the cereal. He wants to persuade kids to give him the Trix. Steal the Trix. Lie and cheat to have the Trix. How much longer til he kills for the Trix. I would not be surprised if he went crazy and killed a few people. Silly Rabbit. This guy is a lot like Golem front “Lord of the Rings” I tell you I am just waiting for him to snap. However, I also have been wondering. Who got him hooked on Trix? Where did he get his first fix? I mean has he ever even had Trix. Because he is the mascot for that cereal. How can I buy a product where the person endorsing it has never tasted it?

Other Suspect Cereal Mascots

Sugar Bear
“PIMP”

Count Chocula
“Black Vampire”